Date: November 10, 2005

Author: Queen Liisa

LIISA IS TEGAN AND SARA'S NEW TOUR MANAGER.

SHE EXAGGERATES, UNLIKE TEGAN AND SARA. ENJOY!

Liisa's Tegan and Sara school of rock

Lesson number one: 

After drinking bottles of wine and dancing in a bus whilst it hurtles down a highway, remember in the morning that the garbage basket in the back lounge is closer than the toilet.

Lesson Number 2:

If you hear a REALLY loud bang in the middle of the night and then feel the bus pull over. You most likely hit a deer, and it's best to stay in your pod so you don't witness your trusted and loving driver dragging its dead body off the highway.

Lesson Number 3:

If you have a day off in Buffalo, NY remember that many bottles of wine will equal Karaoke in a gay bar. And you and Sara will bring down the house withBon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive".

Lesson number 4:

Sometimes it can make the band and crew uncomfortable to share your dreams in the morning, especially if involves having sex with or killing anyone in the band or crew. Keep them in your bunk where they belong.

Lesson number 5:

If you wake up in the middle of the night and your driver is taking a much needed nap, and you decide it's a good idea to get off the bus and look for a gas station to "take care of business" make sure you leave a note (pin it to his chest or forehead preferably ) to notify your driver you are no longer on the bus but aimlessly wandering the side of a major American Interstate in you’re pajamas looking for a gas station without your cellphone, or wallet.